CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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