I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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