what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
