yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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