you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.