some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.