i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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