I love black thongs
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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i came on her dog
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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