Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Do plants get herpes?
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