so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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