...so i touched it.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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