we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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