Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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