Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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