So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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