just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Still dying that you shit outside
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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