Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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