Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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