it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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