guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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