They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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