***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
there's paper in my vomit.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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