Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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