i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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