How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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