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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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