I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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