i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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