He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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