oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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