there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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