is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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