Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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