Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i drank out of a bidet.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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