apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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