So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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