this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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