It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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