so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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