The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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