There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
