i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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