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• (516): View more from New York

  Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

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• (619): View more from California

  She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?

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• (916): View more from California

  Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...

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• (949): View more from California

  Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks

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• (914): View more from New York

  probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen

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• (409): View more from Texas

  That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.

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