don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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