Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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