just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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