is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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