If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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