Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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