She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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