i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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