ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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