I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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