there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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