youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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