how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
