I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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