What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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