Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
