I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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